Non-Jews are for practice
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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