alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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