is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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