are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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