he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
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