I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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