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I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.

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(650): I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke. http://tfl.nu/5x23

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Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.

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(214): Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent. http://tfl.nu/dqjd

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(207): View more from Maine

i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea

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probs a good idea

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i like the whole idea of life and being alive

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you sure you're not high?

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(207): i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea (1-207): probs a good idea (207): i like the whole idea of life and being alive (1-207): you sure you're not high? http://tfl.nu/e7l1

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(318): View more from Louisiana

He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."

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(318): He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later." http://tfl.nu/4lz3

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.

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(781): She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal. http://tfl.nu/dcp1

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.

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(502): Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit. http://tfl.nu/13ky

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.

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(321): Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college. http://tfl.nu/3u34

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(252): View more from North Carolina

It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.

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(252): It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there. http://tfl.nu/94gv

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.

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(484): We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us. http://tfl.nu/883t

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(331): View more from Illinois

DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME

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(331): DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME http://tfl.nu/8t0w

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(410): View more from Maryland

Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.

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all 3? possibly?

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I think I'm up to the challenge.

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(410): Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone. (732): all 3? possibly? (410): I think I'm up to the challenge. http://tfl.nu/jtli

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(406): View more from Montana

Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me

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(406): Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me http://tfl.nu/g324

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(443): View more from Maryland

I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...

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(443): I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ... http://tfl.nu/71on

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What's the place called?

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I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results

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(916): What's the place called? (916): I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results http://tfl.nu/7h1g

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This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands

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(610): This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands http://tfl.nu/sjql

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