I never want to see another naked old woman again.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult