How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I showed him my bush... on skype.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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