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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I never want to see another naked old woman again.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....

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• (850): View more from Florida

  hungover and i feel like a burrito

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  like eating one or like you are one?

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  like i am one.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.

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• (415): View more from California

  Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.

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• (310): View more from California

  Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?

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• (718): View more from New York

  I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh my god I need an adult

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  Wait shit I am an adult

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