East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.