Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
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His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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