doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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