Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I touched a dick in church today
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I smell like Dick and happiness
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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