the new term for farting is butt boxing.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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