My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Randomize
