if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
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how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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