gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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