Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
did i walk over a car last night?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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