HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
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She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.