Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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