Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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