Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
How does one acquire holy water?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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