If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance