O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
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You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.