some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.