know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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