Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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