Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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