I hope mine doesn't look like that
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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