why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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