So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
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He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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