I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
4 words: hood of his car
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I think my moral compass just broke
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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