I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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