He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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