this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
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We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
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Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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