he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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