Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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