Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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