Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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