I just cut my nipple shaving
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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