I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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