Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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