well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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