Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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