Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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