in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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