no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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