Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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