Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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