found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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