Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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