It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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