That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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