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so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
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Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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