The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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