i was rollin on her like bob the builder
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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