those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Are my feet made of real feet?
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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