She's JV to your varsity
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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