how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
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Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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