I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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