you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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