matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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