drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Randomize
