me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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