fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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