its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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